本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛P/E RATIO -- The percentage of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell
STOCK ANALYST! -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
MOMENTUM INVESTING - The fine art of buying high and selling low.
"BUY, BUY" - A flight attendant making market recommendations as you step off the plane.
FINANCIAL PLANNER - A guy who actually remembers his wallet when he runs to the 7-11 for toilet paper and cigarettes.
CALL OPTION - Something people used to do with a telephone in ancient times before e-mail.
YAHOO - What you yell after selling all you owned to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS 2000 - What you jump out of when you're the sucker that bought Yahoo for $240 per share.
PROFIT -- an archaic word no longer in use.
PROFIT - Religious guy who talks to God.
BILL GATES - Where God goes for a loan.
ALAN GREENSPAN - God.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
BEAR MARKET -- A 6 to 18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelry, and the husband gets no sex.
VALUE INVESTING -- The art of buying low and selling lower.
STANDARD & POOR -- Your life in a nutshell
STOCK ANALYST! -- Idiot who just downgraded your stock.
STOCK SPLIT -- When your ex-wife and her lawyer split your assets equally between themselves.
MARKET CORRECTION -- The day after you buy stocks.
CASH FLOW -- The movement your money makes as it disappears down the toilet.
INSTITUTIONAL INVESTOR -- Past year investor who's now locked up in a nuthouse.
MOMENTUM INVESTING - The fine art of buying high and selling low.
"BUY, BUY" - A flight attendant making market recommendations as you step off the plane.
FINANCIAL PLANNER - A guy who actually remembers his wallet when he runs to the 7-11 for toilet paper and cigarettes.
CALL OPTION - Something people used to do with a telephone in ancient times before e-mail.
YAHOO - What you yell after selling all you owned to some poor sucker for $240 per share.
WINDOWS 2000 - What you jump out of when you're the sucker that bought Yahoo for $240 per share.
PROFIT -- an archaic word no longer in use.
PROFIT - Religious guy who talks to God.
BILL GATES - Where God goes for a loan.
ALAN GREENSPAN - God.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net