Bet I Can Get the Earthworm Back in its Hole (R)

Joke Submitted By: Anonymous


A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the
yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back
into its hole. He says, "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm
back in that hole."

The grandfather replies, "I'll bet you five dollars you
can`t. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little
hole."

The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a
can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and
stiff as a board.

Then he puts the worm back into the hole.

The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the
hairspary, and runs into the house. Thirty minutes later the
grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another
five dollars.

The little boy says, "Grandpa, you already gave me five
dollars."

The grandfather replies, "I know. That's from your grandma."