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A story of tax return

Tax return submitted by a New Jersey person:



The IRS returned a tax return to a man in New Jersey after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly. In response to question 23: "Do you have anyone dependent on you?", the man wrote:


"2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack-heads, 4.4 million unemployable scroungers, 80,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, plus 650 idiots in Washington, and the entire group that call themselves politicians".


On the returned form, someone at the IRS had attached a Post-it Note beside the question with an arrow and the words: “Your response to question 23 is unacceptable.”


The man sent it back to the IRS with his response on the bottom of the Post It Note: "Who did I leave out?"

美國每年報稅季都在4月15日截止。

最近發生了一件非常有趣的事情。居住在美國新澤西州的一位納稅人,填寫完成了納稅申報表,寄給了美國國稅局。

沒有多久,因為系統裡顯示了這位納稅人的錯誤回答,他提交的報稅表被退回,要求他重新回答。

事情是這樣:

報稅單的第23項問題,是這樣提問:

「有沒有任何人依靠你來養活?」

這位納稅人是這樣回答的:

「有依靠我養活的人,他們是:

210萬非法移民,
110萬吸毒腦殘,
440萬失業者,
超過85所監獄中的80,000名罪犯,以及華盛頓的650名白痴,以及自稱是政治家的整個團體。」

然而,這樣的回答當然不被接受。在退回的表格上,美國國稅局的員工在第23項問題旁邊附加了一個便箋,並帶有箭頭和文字:

「您對問題23的回答是不可接受的。」

該男子將其報表寄回國稅局,並在便箋底部添加了答覆:

「我還遺漏了誰?」

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  • 枫下茶话 / 社会政治 / A story of tax return +11

    Tax return submitted by a New Jersey person:



    The IRS returned a tax return to a man in New Jersey after he apparently answered one of the questions incorrectly. In response to question 23: "Do you have anyone dependent on you?", the man wrote:


    "2.1 million illegal immigrants, 1.1 million crack-heads, 4.4 million unemployable scroungers, 80,000 criminals in over 85 prisons, plus 650 idiots in Washington, and the entire group that call themselves politicians".


    On the returned form, someone at the IRS had attached a Post-it Note beside the question with an arrow and the words: “Your response to question 23 is unacceptable.”


    The man sent it back to the IRS with his response on the bottom of the Post It Note: "Who did I leave out?"

    美國每年報稅季都在4月15日截止。

    最近發生了一件非常有趣的事情。居住在美國新澤西州的一位納稅人,填寫完成了納稅申報表,寄給了美國國稅局。

    沒有多久,因為系統裡顯示了這位納稅人的錯誤回答,他提交的報稅表被退回,要求他重新回答。

    事情是這樣:

    報稅單的第23項問題,是這樣提問:

    「有沒有任何人依靠你來養活?」

    這位納稅人是這樣回答的:

    「有依靠我養活的人,他們是:

    210萬非法移民,
    110萬吸毒腦殘,
    440萬失業者,
    超過85所監獄中的80,000名罪犯,以及華盛頓的650名白痴,以及自稱是政治家的整個團體。」

    然而,這樣的回答當然不被接受。在退回的表格上,美國國稅局的員工在第23項問題旁邊附加了一個便箋,並帶有箭頭和文字:

    「您對問題23的回答是不可接受的。」

    該男子將其報表寄回國稅局,並在便箋底部添加了答覆:

    「我還遺漏了誰?」

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