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一个英文笑话，送给Yellow -->

dnc(Danny)
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.

They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy.

He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"
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  • 枫下沙龙 / 休闲娱乐 / 一个英文笑话，送给Yellow --> -dnc(Danny); 2002-2-25 {976} (#379687@0)
    A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.

    They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

    To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son.... Men use them to have safe sex."

    "Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

    He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."

    The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy.

    He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then who are these for?"

    "Those are for college men." the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

    "WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12 pack.

    With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for March........"
    • hahaha.... -kiwi(kiwi); 2002-2-25 (#379716@0)
    • Cool... -xfile(I服了U); 2002-2-25 (#379785@0)
    • 每月一次，每次一月 -yellow(yellow); 2002-2-25 (#379911@0)
      • Oh, man............. -zhu(猪头，欲哭无泪); 2002-2-25 (#379924@0)
      • You can not re-use it, can you? -zhu(猪头，郁闷ing); 2002-2-26 (#381029@0)
      • But one time lasts 25 days, then take a break. -eglington(eglington); 2002-2-26 (#381097@0)
    • 蛋泥, 是不是你小时候的故事? -icesnowman(爱江山也爱美人); 2002-2-25 (#379998@0)
      • 不是。是有一次我在Egg家吃火锅，听他说的。也不知道他是听谁说的。 -dnc(蛋泥); 2002-2-26 (#381026@0)
        • 诬陷ing！ -eglington(eglington); 2002-2-26 (#381095@0)

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