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重译三字经

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛人之初:The first sex in your life
性本善:The sex is always good.
性相近:Actually, all the sex life long are basically same.
习相远:But it depends on how the habits you developed.
苟不教:If you do not practise very often.
性乃迁:Sex ability will leave you..


教之道:The way of learning sex
贵以专:is very important to make love with only one partner.

昔孟母:Once there is a great mother called Mrs Meng
择邻处:chose only virgins to be her neighbours.

子不学:If you son doesn't do sex often,
断机杼:His Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 Dou, the Famous man
有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 All his five son took it
名俱扬 and their sexual ability were amazon.

养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
父之过 It is all your fault.
教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details.

子不学 You may refuse to study this
非所宜 but that is a real mistake
幼不学 If you don't learn it in your childhood,
老何为 you will lose your ability when aged更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 枫下拾英 / 心情随笔 / 重译三字经
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛人之初:The first sex in your life
    性本善:The sex is always good.
    性相近:Actually, all the sex life long are basically same.
    习相远:But it depends on how the habits you developed.
    苟不教:If you do not practise very often.
    性乃迁:Sex ability will leave you..


    教之道:The way of learning sex
    贵以专:is very important to make love with only one partner.

    昔孟母:Once there is a great mother called Mrs Meng
    择邻处:chose only virgins to be her neighbours.

    子不学:If you son doesn't do sex often,
    断机杼:His Dick will become useless.

    窦燕山 Dou, the Famous man
    有义方 owned a very effective exciting medicine
    教五子 All his five son took it
    名俱扬 and their sexual ability were amazon.

    养不教 If your children don't know how to do it,
    父之过 It is all your fault.
    教不严 If they had lots of problems with it,
    师之惰 their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details.

    子不学 You may refuse to study this
    非所宜 but that is a real mistake
    幼不学 If you don't learn it in your childhood,
    老何为 you will lose your ability when aged更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • 晕~~~蓝月几乎段段都离不开
      sex,谅解你太太吧,毕竟小儿才16个月,她的精神还没注意到你身上。忍忍吧。。。
      • 777,这是我们的古文化遗产-三字经。
        • 解释即是掩饰。。。我等都已明白,早点睡去吧~~
          • 要不,玫瑰再译一遍?:))
            • 汗下~~俺一直没读懂中文的三字经,但知道也不是啥好东西,晚了,真要睡了,good night.
      • 哈哈哈,太搞了!
      • :DDD
    • 你应该只用三个英文词,每句
      • three word poem
        人之初:people at birth
        性本善:sex was good
        性相近:sex is near
        习相远:study is far

        苟不教:if not teach
        性乃迁:sex will change
        教之道:tell the truth
        贵以专:bricks are good

        昔孟母:old mother meng
        择邻处:chose neibour live
        子不学:son not learn
        断机杼:cut his dick

        窦燕山 dou yan mountain
        有义方 had good idea
        教五子 teach five son
        名俱扬 give their names

        养不教 if not teach
        父之过 father is guilty
        '教不严 teach not strict
        师之惰 teacher is lazy

        子不学 son not learn
        非所宜 it's not right
        幼不学 young not learn
        老何为 old do what
        • 猪油菜就是强
        • 性乃迁:sex will change...LOL!!!
        • 笑死,猪真的不是一般地强~~
        • :DDD -joyce2003(迷糊);
      • 再译……
        人之初:The first sex
        性本善:was basically good.
        性相近:sex are same.
        习相远:fantasies are different.

        苟不教:If donot practice.
        性乃迁:ability is gone.
        教之道:way of learning
        贵以专:is keeping girls.

        昔孟母:Once mother Meng
        择邻处:pick virgin neighbour.
        子不学:If you fail,
        断机杼:Dick will break.

        窦燕山 Dou, Yan moutain
        有义方 owned strong medicine
        教五子 five took it
        名俱扬 dicks famously hard .

        养不教 If children fail,
        父之过 that's your fault.
        教不严 If learning casually,
        师之惰 teacher is lazy.

        子不学 If you fail
        非所宜 that is wrong
        幼不学 if not now,
        老何为 how is later?
        • 哈哈,支持蓝月~~:)
        • 这是蓝月经~~