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710 cap

本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛The other day I was in the local auto parts store. A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all look at each other and ask,

"What's a seven ten cap?"

She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need a new one."

"What kind of a car is it?" they ask. Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she says that it's a Buick.

"Okay, Lady, how big is it?" She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter. "What does it do?" they ask. She says, "I don't know, but it's always been there."

One of them gives her a note pad and asks her if she can draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710. The guys behind the counter are looking at it as she writes it ... and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics. Then one goes and gets it for her.

Yes, she was a blonde.


If you don't get it...draw a circle, write 710 inside of it. Now rotate the circle 180 degrees更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
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  • 枫下家园 / 爱车一族 / 710 cap
    本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛The other day I was in the local auto parts store. A lady comes in and asks for a seven ten cap. We all look at each other and ask,

    "What's a seven ten cap?"

    She says, "You know, it's right on the engine. Mine got lost somehow and I need a new one."

    "What kind of a car is it?" they ask. Now I'm thinking maybe an old Datsun Seven Ten, but no, she says that it's a Buick.

    "Okay, Lady, how big is it?" She makes a circle with her hands about 3 1/2 inches in diameter. "What does it do?" they ask. She says, "I don't know, but it's always been there."

    One of them gives her a note pad and asks her if she can draw a picture of it. So she makes a circle about 3 1/2 inches in diameter and in the center she writes 710. The guys behind the counter are looking at it as she writes it ... and they just fall down behind the counter laughing so hard in hysterics. Then one goes and gets it for her.

    Yes, she was a blonde.


    If you don't get it...draw a circle, write 710 inside of it. Now rotate the circle 180 degrees更多精彩文章及讨论,请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
    • haha, ....................
      • 到底是什么东西, 油?
        • 呵呵,油箱盖。
          • :) 看了这个帖子, 我对自己就有信心了。 我对车可是极崇敬,因为什么是什么都不知道 :)
          • 是发动机上的机油入口盖
            • 按照她问出的问题, 这个LADY不应该开盖检查吧, 怎么会发现没拉?》
              • 没准这位大姐早有预谋,照了像了,不然盖都掉了,她怎么知道上面有710
                • 我明天也开开看看, 留照纪念
                  • 有5大风险: 1.找不到开的拉手,着急,误了上班 2.开的时候夹了手指 3.支起盖子关不上,开不了车, call CAA 4. 关时夹了脑袋 5. 最危险的是,拍照时闪光灯引燃了汽油,爆炸...... :-)
                    • 黑黑, 我说了是我开了吗? 难道LG是摆设吗?
                      • 小心好多jjdd正等着呢
    • Good one! Reminds me of a computer joke. A Dell customer called the service:"I really like the cup-holder that comes with the computer....."
      • 我也想起这个来了。 可是我现在用的COMPAG没有茶杯盘拉
        • 你要么幽默感爆棚,要么一点也没有。厉害!
          • 关键是看回帖的时候神经搭在那条线上;P
      • 呵呵,CD托盘