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I post another. - 上了天堂

marriner(Chris)

上了天堂

话说有叁姊妹死後上了天堂，在天堂的门口遇见了一位天使，
天使说：你们都是好人，但是要考考你们圣经才能让你们进入天堂。
天使就问大姐说：世界上的第一个男人是谁？
姊姊想了想说：亚当。当当当当...天堂之门打开让姊姊进去了。
天使再问二姐说：世界上第一个女人是谁？二姐歪着头想了想：夏娃。
当当当当....二姐也进入天堂了。
小妹看到两个姊姊都轻松过关了，心想我的问题一定也非常简单。
天使提出了第叁个问题：夏娃遇见亚当所说的第一句话是什麽？
妹妹听了心中凉了半截，她根本没在圣经里看过这样的故事，
最後她仰天哀嚎说：『OH，God！it is too hard！！』
当当当当.....

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Last Updated: 2001-6-6
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枫下佳缘 / 快乐单身 / 考考你的英语水平，请说明下列笑话为何好笑？我自己用了一个星期才弄明白。 -wjiang(汪激昂); 2001-6-6 {764} (#92049@0)
A high school English teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam."
Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not being

是考英语水平吗？我觉得是理解能力 -000(老九); 2001-6-6 {4} (#92054@0)
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It is a "yellow" joke. Haha.... it took me 2 seconds to figure it out. -guest:Guest; 2001-6-6 (#92055@0)

so tell us why? -wjiang(汪激昂); 2001-6-6 (#92057@0)

He comforts himself. -guest:Guest; 2001-6-6 (#92067@0)
你是怎么理解的？ -000(老九); 2001-6-6 (#92099@0)

Hey, man. Don't you know, "Man Always STUdy Religion By Attending presentaTION"? -diao_david(LoveBeer); 2001-6-6 (#92062@0)
The teacher means that guy could only masturbate. -mrviceroy(杀人者Daniel是也); 2001-6-6 (#92152@0)

说话太直了不好。 -pyramid(金字塔); 2001-6-7 (#92925@0)

问候你的手…… -pazu(InTheSky); 2001-6-6 (#92229@0)

Seems we are all knowledgable that WJANG, haha... -bluespirt(聪聪); 2001-6-6 (#92307@0)

真人不露相。嘿嘿。 -mrviceroy(杀人者Daniel是也); 2001-6-6 (#92507@0)

有意思，月黑风高之夜，你杀了多少人？xixi. -jade(双鱼); 2001-6-7 (#93064@0)

I post another. - 上了天堂 -marriner(Chris); 2001-6-6 {578} (#92675@0)
上了天堂

话说有叁姊妹死後上了天堂，在天堂的门口遇见了一位天使，
天使说：你们都是好人，但是要考考你们圣经才能让你们进入天堂。
天使就问大姐说：世界上的第一个男人是谁？
姊姊想了想说：亚当。当当当当...天堂之门打开让姊姊进去了。
天使再问二姐说：世界上第一个女人是谁？二姐歪着头想了想：夏娃。
当当当当....二姐也进入天堂了。
小妹看到两个姊姊都轻松过关了，心想我的问题一定也非常简单。
天使提出了第叁个问题：夏娃遇见亚当所说的第一句话是什麽？
妹妹听了心中凉了半截，她根本没在圣经里看过这样的故事，
最後她仰天哀嚎说：『OH，God！it is too hard！！』
当当当当.....

OH! God! It's really funny! -wanderer(四海为家); 2001-6-6 (#92679@0)

You are find a lot of such jokes at http://bbs.mit.edu or http://bbs.fudan.edu.cn -marriner(Chris); 2001-6-6 (#92714@0)

Xixi, I have posted its English version before. -diao_david(LoveBeer); 2001-6-7 (#92841@0)

"with other hand'" means masturbation with one hand. is it right? -seymour_sun(seymour_sun); 2001-6-7 (#93058@0)
This one is quite obvious.Try "late show with david letterman", his jokes are quite hard to understand. Hahaha, sometimes i found the only funny thing is the big mouth monster: letterman. -zurg(whatsoever); 2001-6-7 (#93368@0)

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I post another. - 上了天堂

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