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这德国男显然不如兔子

jadepython(玉蟒)
A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:

“Marion … Marion.”
…

“Is that you, Bob?”

“Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”

“That’s wonderful! What’s it like?”

“Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you’d be proud – lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it’s back to golf course again. Then it’s more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again.”

“Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?”

“No ….. I’m a rabbit in Saskatchewan.”
(#16054@28)
Last Updated: 2012-4-16
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  • 德国女人就是牛啊！ -vavav(山野兔子); 2012-4-16 {782} (#16043@28)
    http://news.backchina.com/viewnews-192185-gb2312.html
    　　日前发生在慕尼黑的一桩丑闻让德国网民议论纷纷，一场香艳刺激的浪漫邂逅最后以警察介入而尴尬收场。

    　　根据德国媒体的爆料，故事的男女主人公4月9日晚在慕尼黑的一家酒吧中相遇，很快就对上了眼。女子邀请男子去自己的公寓，两人发生了多次性行为。男子发现，这位一夜情对象非常亢奋，因此使出全身力气满足她的需求。但几轮过后，该女士显然意犹未尽，强烈要求男子再多给她几次。不过男子此时已经筋疲力尽，无力支撑，因此拒绝。

    　　女子没有善罢甘休，而是软磨硬泡，非要男子再接再厉。男子吓得躲到阳台，哭喊救命，还拨通了警察局的电话。女子不以为然，在警察到来后，甚至极尽挑逗之能事，说很期待眼前穿制服的猛男能跟她行鱼水之欢，不过遭到了严词拒绝。

    　　这名女子目前被拘留，可能面临性骚扰和非法拘禁的指控。对了，故事的男主角今年43岁，比女子小4岁。
    • SF -melifeisgoodme(好心情); 2012-4-16 (#16044@28)
      • 免税免税 -vavav(山野兔子); 2012-4-16 (#16045@28)
        • 差点看错了， 以为是： 兔税兔税。。。。 -cute99(behappy); 2012-4-16 (#16057@28)
      • SF bully....新学来的词。 -cute99(behappy); 2012-4-16 (#16067@28)
    • 兔子？ -jesse_dd(紫飞鱼); 2012-4-16 (#16046@28)
      • 什么？ -vavav(山野兔子); 2012-4-16 (#16048@28)
        • 好久不见...你好像变了...:-) -jesse_dd(紫飞鱼); 2012-4-16 (#16052@28)
          • 春天到了, 万物苏醒 :) -littlebird09(小小鸟); 2012-4-16 (#16055@28)
            • lol。。。 -lifeisgoodd(life is fun); 2012-4-16 (#16056@28)
            • 兔子也冬眠？....:) -jesse_dd(紫飞鱼); 2012-4-16 (#16058@28)
              • 兔子也fa qing. -cute99(behappy); 2012-4-16 (#16059@28)
          • 这一段时间比较忙。。。看到这个新闻，好玩，和大家分享分享。。。男子吓得躲到阳台。。警察到来后，甚至极尽挑逗之能事，说很期待眼前穿制服的猛男。。呵呵，很好玩 -vavav(山野兔子); 2012-4-16 (#16060@28)
    • 第一遍没看仔细，把最后一句看成了此女子4岁，吓我一大跳 -fly_universe(飞越时空); 2012-4-16 (#16047@28)
      • 她厉害吧？ -vavav(山野兔子); 2012-4-16 (#16049@28)
        • 相当厉害，应该把你们悠悠潭的男同胞召集起来一起上。。。 -fly_universe(飞越时空); 2012-4-16 (#16053@28)
          • 忽悠上就行 -vavav(山野兔子); 2012-4-16 (#16070@28)
    • 这个BD，俺不抢了。 -lifeisgoodd(life is fun); 2012-4-16 (#16050@28)
      • 好 -vavav(山野兔子); 2012-4-16 (#16062@28)
    • OMG~~~~~ 兔子 ?!!!! -littlebird09(小小鸟); 2012-4-16 (#16051@28)
      • 好 -vavav(山野兔子); 2012-4-16 (#16063@28)
    • 这德国男显然不如兔子 -jadepython(玉蟒); 2012-4-16 {998} (#16054@28)
      A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact:

      “Marion … Marion.”
      …

      “Is that you, Bob?”

      “Yes, I’ve come back like we agreed.”

      “That’s wonderful! What’s it like?”

      “Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it’s off to the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you’d be proud – lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it’s back to golf course again. Then it’s more sex until late at night. I catch some much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again.”

      “Oh, Bob are you in Heaven?”

      “No ….. I’m a rabbit in Saskatchewan.”
      • 兔子？ -jesse_dd(紫飞鱼); -melifeisgoodme(好心情); 2012-4-16 (#16061@28)
      • 呵呵。。。年轻就是好啊 -vavav(山野兔子); 2012-4-16 (#16064@28)
    • Bed bully^^ -princemeetsprincess(西门小鸟); 2012-4-16 (#16065@28)
      • Hahaha.... -cute99(behappy); 2012-4-16 (#16066@28)
        • fa qing. -cute99(behappy); -vavav(山野兔子); 2012-4-16 (#16068@28)
          • 你学坏了。 -cute99(behappy); 2012-4-16 (#16069@28)
            • 还是那么土 -vavav(山野兔子); 2012-4-16 (#16072@28)
              • 我土就土呗，我不在意。。。 -cute99(behappy); 2012-4-16 (#16084@28)
            • 发现太晚了。。。 -lifeisgoodd(life is fun); 2012-4-16 (#16074@28)
              • 不晚不晚。。。 -cute99(behappy); 2012-4-16 (#16085@28)
            • 是苏醒了 :) -littlebird09(小小鸟); 2012-4-16 (#16076@28)
              • 喔？原来如比！ -cute99(behappy); 2012-4-16 (#16086@28)
    • 40岁以上普遍是女强男弱，但这一对也差太多了，真搞。 -11219(春之恋); 2012-4-16 (#16071@28)
      • 确认？ -melifeisgoodme(好心情); 2012-4-16 (#16073@28)
        • 是见过白人的调查报告等，也许中国女人没多少要求吧。 -11219(春之恋); 2012-4-16 (#16077@28)
          • 确定？ -princemeetsprincess(西门小鸟); 2012-4-16 (#16078@28)
            • 肉联上见过男人说女人过30就越来越不行了，有些女人也说过30岁就是大妈。。。 -11219(春之恋); 2012-4-16 (#16083@28)
      • 所以说女比男大从生理上来说是更合适的 :) -littlebird09(小小鸟); 2012-4-16 (#16079@28)
        • 除了死亡年龄靠近，别的似乎没有什么道理。。 -melifeisgoodme(好心情); 2012-4-16 (#16082@28)
        • 大致上是对的，这女人大男4岁还没对等呢。 -11219(春之恋); 2012-4-16 (#16087@28)
          • 兔子转的是特例。。 -melifeisgoodme(好心情); 2012-4-16 (#16088@28)
    • 又要忙了，要走了。。。路边的树长芽了，我们的心春天了。。大家春天快乐！ -vavav(山野兔子); 2012-4-16 (#16075@28)
      • 你也快乐～～～ :) -yoyo23(纯水有香); 2012-4-16 (#16080@28)
      • 兔子一乐, 我们也就乐了 ~~~ :) -littlebird09(小小鸟); 2012-4-16 (#16081@28)
      • 兔子慢走。。。。为虾米playboy用兔子做标志。。。。为虾米。。。。为虾米啊。。。。？？？？ -tigar25(大忽悠之Oh～Oh~Oh~～); 2012-4-16 (#16089@28)
        • 因为兔子繁殖能力强？。。。我瞎说的，表匝我。 -cute99(behappy); 2012-4-16 (#16090@28)

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